That's what I'm calling those footnote thingies you see that are not clickable. If you hold your mouse over the blue footnote thingy, you get a hover note! That's right. Bonus brain goo that just oooooozes out of the normal post.
If you are reading my blog on a phone or tablet, they don't work. Sorry, but no mouse, no enhanced goo.
In other news: Zoey is still freaking out about germs. Booger and poo germs are a thing and she's a very careful observer.
I had just emerged from the water closet and she's in the bathroom on her tablet just chillin'. I washed my hands and started drying them when:
Z: "Did you wash your hands?"
Me: "You are not the hand washing police. And yes. That is why I'm drying them."
Z: "Did you use soap."
Me: *sigh* "Yes. I used soap, Officer."
Z: "I didn't see you use soap. Wash them again."
Me: "Listen. You gotta..."
Z: "Just wash them!"
Our medical plan does not cover this.