There’s a new game on Facebook now that’s intensely zombie-ish.
The rules are:
Go to your Profile, look to the left, the first six friends are your Zombie Apocalypse team.
Sidekick: David Cardenal. This is ass backwards. It’s more like I’m his sidekick.
Heavy Weapons: Kenneth Morrison. Sorry dude, but the heaviest weapon I’ve seen you carry is a coronet. I’m willing to bet you’ve wielded something heavier since then, but I worry that it is a hockey stick.
The Idiot That Survives: Jennifer Dipboye. I so DID NOT PICK THE ORDER. Be thankful you survived. I’d like to point out right now that I’m also watching My Little Pony while writing this.
The Sniper: Cindy Collins. This I’ll allow. As a matter of fact, I’d say it’s a given.
The One That Loses It: Matt Jensen. Again, I did not pick the order. However, of all the people I know, you are the most prepared for the event. Those type of people lose it first.
The Brains: Courtney DeMarr Brown. You make awesome meatballs. But can I rely on you to coordinate a zombie apocalypse team? KILL PEOPLE THAT ARE ALREADY DEAD? I worry.
Man… I need better material.
|Seems obvious to me...|