- I have spent entirely too much time on my computer researching homeschooling and home activities. My kids have been on their own, peacefully doing what I did at their age. No school? Play!
- The kitchen is never clean.
- Always take your shower before the kids wake up.
- Mr. Clean Magic Erasers. Buy them. Use them.
- The vacuum is NOT magic. It sucks. Not as much as you’d think.
- The “To Do” list is like my Christmas Wish List.
- The perfect cure for too much whine is… well… some wine.
- When all else fails, the TV is the perfect baby sitter. Like when you have to go to the bathroom. Make lunch. Or even just breathe for a moment.
- How is it that I feel so busy… but nothing gets done? Again, the wine helps.
- The cartoons I watched as a kid were TERRIBLE. The cartoons my parents watched were AWESOME. The cartoons made for my kids to watch are NAUSEATING. (Disclaimer: there are, of course, exceptions the rule. But I think you know what I’m talking about)
- I miss working a job like I miss a stomach virus. Or a kick in the crotch. Or broken bones. Or being set on fire.
OK. I’ve never had a broken bone nor have I been set on fire. Honestly, those were the only two things I could think of as being a worse affliction to the time my family jewels were damaged in a contest between somebody else’s foot and my testicles. That was a bad bad day.
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