Friday, September 9, 2011

What Is Wrong With You People?


I just checked my stats and the worst post I've ever written is like 30 page views from being my most viewed post.


Zombies. And Facebook. Seriously.

Zombie + Facebook = being #4 in a google search for "Zombie apocalypse team".


From around the world. Japan. Scotland. Finland. The U.K., Australia, Belize, Salt Lake City, Philadelphia, San Antonio, Somewhere in Georgia (US), Wisconsin, and Bangkok. That's in the last 48 hours.

I swear, if you don't knock it off my next post is going to be about zombie turduckens and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

Wrap it in bacon and I will follow you through the gates of hell. Period.


  1. OMG! My husband & I hurt ourselves laughing st this one! Seriously, what *do* you say!?? Love it! And zombie turducken is just our style! Keep a-postin'!

  2. I make a turducken every year for my big Christmas bash. It's sooo worth the trouble. Until I read this post, I'd never thought of wrapping that biatch in bacon. And I don't know how that happened, because I serve two other things wrapped in bacon at that same dinner partay (green beans and asparagus). Maybe I'll put crumbled bacon in the stuffing... I'm about to short out my keyboard with all the drool! Oh, and I'm convinced that if zombies ever *had* turducken, they'd forget all about the brains.

  3. I have the same thing, man. I get nothing for the posts I work the hardest on, and then I use the words sex and asshole in the same sentence twelve times and I get 1000 visits.

    So keep writing about zombies. It's easy, and it's fun. It's the future.