Mere moments ago my wife was on the phone with her mother. Still is as a matter of fact.
And here is what I heard.
"What?"
"No. Keep the bacon. We don't want it."
I about had a heart attack. We don't want bacon? Exactly when did this happen?
So I made a slightly disapproving sound to communicate my disagreement.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! WHHHAAAATTT?! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!!!?"
Slightly.
"It's turkey bacon. And my mom."
Oh. Ok.
Never mind.
And here is what I heard.
"What?"
"No. Keep the bacon. We don't want it."
I about had a heart attack. We don't want bacon? Exactly when did this happen?
So I made a slightly disapproving sound to communicate my disagreement.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! WHHHAAAATTT?! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!!!?"
Slightly.
"It's turkey bacon. And my mom."
Oh. Ok.
Never mind.
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| Not what they were talking about |
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