tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3103012913446561418.post3109330080675038512..comments2023-03-24T06:09:42.889-05:00Comments on Don't Make Me Count to 3: Dear Cheerios: I Am So Disappointed With YouAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07202322670941456618noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3103012913446561418.post-29193391470685996272012-02-20T09:05:44.380-06:002012-02-20T09:05:44.380-06:00Ugh. I had no idea. Over here, all we get is hon...Ugh. I had no idea. Over here, all we get is honey o's and regular cheerios. What's the point of eating Cheerios if they don't blow your colon and lower cholesterol? You just switch to something else.wagthedadhttp://www.wagthedad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3103012913446561418.post-35882105733337912802012-02-17T16:28:52.631-06:002012-02-17T16:28:52.631-06:00Ok. Jenbugs...
1. You order Chocolate Lucky Charm...Ok. Jenbugs...<br /><br />1. You order Chocolate Lucky Charms <i>on the internet</i>. I'm not sure why, but I have this weird fear (kinda like finding worms in my spaghetti) that your cereal is made in China.<br /><br />2. Your mother didn't feed you Cheerios? Were you abused or something?<br /><br />3. My wife and her friend call them "WIC Cheerios" for the Texas foodstamp program (Women Infants & Children). If yer poor enough, the State will <i>give</i> you Cheerios. And cheese. And peanut butter. And milk... Basically it's not such a bad thing being poor in Texas. That's why so many news broadcasts show the destitute as being enormous obese blobs barely able to squeeze into their Cadillac Escalades.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07202322670941456618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3103012913446561418.post-37096102106197078862012-02-16T10:32:34.897-06:002012-02-16T10:32:34.897-06:00Okay, I'm having a little bit of trouble with ...Okay, I'm having a little bit of trouble with this since I've never actually bought Cheerios. I had them once at a sleepover and thought that because they fed them to me, they must have hated me and never wanted me to come back to their house. Cheerios (of any variety) taste like rotten sawdust. I'm more of a MOAR CHOCLET NOM kinda girl. However, I can see your exasperation with cereal companies. They change stuff all the time and it PISSES ME OFF. And, yes, I know I'm yelling. And I meant to because it just plain makes me mad (the cereal companies, not yelling, I quite like to yell). Grrr. In order to fully grasp your discontent, I replaced regular Cheerios with Chocolate Lucky Charms and I think I may have had an aneurism. The only way to get those lovelies (Choc. Lucky Charms) is through the mail. And you can bet your nasty Cheerio lovin' ass (the Cheerios, not your ass, I'm guessing) I order mah shit from the magic smoke on the intertubes and get it delivered straight to my door. *jazz hands*Jenbughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08678882957977234763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3103012913446561418.post-60726907612687386332012-02-08T11:03:33.943-06:002012-02-08T11:03:33.943-06:00"Bwah ha ha HA HA HA!". Nope, not exagge..."Bwah ha ha HA HA HA!". Nope, not exaggerated. If anything, understated. I prefer to believe they laugh like this:<br /><br />Bwah-ha-ha-HAAH, HAAAH-Ha-HAAH!!<br /><br />See?The Mrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16200190322522490929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3103012913446561418.post-1647503687750369802012-02-06T21:46:31.802-06:002012-02-06T21:46:31.802-06:00Yeah I think you are right. The General has died. ...Yeah I think you are right. The General has died. I begged BEGGED my mom for Kix and Cheerios along with Fruit loops but that was because of Toucan Sam. I loved Kix and now its all Berry-ish.<br /><br /> WTG General Mills company way to screw with us. <br /><br />I am going back to Quaker.Lilscorpiosweetiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938685065147226083noreply@blogger.com