tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3103012913446561418.post2961682144751727181..comments2023-03-24T06:09:42.889-05:00Comments on Don't Make Me Count to 3: Dear SolicitorsAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07202322670941456618noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3103012913446561418.post-38208845089475146782011-07-21T17:08:27.692-05:002011-07-21T17:08:27.692-05:00When Desiree was a toddler, I'd give the phone...When Desiree was a toddler, I'd give the phone to her and let her talk to the solicitors. I only heard Desiree's side of the conversation, but it went something like this:<br /><br />Desiree: "Hi!" "Yes, she's right there." "No, it's my turn to talk!" "No, Daddy is at work." "Mommy's right there." "It's still my turn to talk!"<br /><br />"Mom, they hung up."Jennifer Shttp://jennifersjunkyard.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3103012913446561418.post-86279814920971087652011-07-21T17:03:29.424-05:002011-07-21T17:03:29.424-05:00Hells YEAH!
*ring*
*HOOOOOOOONK*
"Woooo Ho...Hells YEAH!<br /><br />*ring*<br /><br />*HOOOOOOOONK*<br /><br />"Woooo Hoooo! Bobby is that you?"<br /><br />"Ummm. This is Citibank calling in reference to your account...."<br /><br />"BOBBY! Stop messing with me! You know the last time I had a credit card I bought $12,000 worth of sesame seed bagels. God, I have got to stop drinking at bars near bagel shops."<br /><br />"Excuse me, sir? My I speak with..."<br /><br />"Damn it Bobby!" *sob* "I LOVE YOU."<br /><br />"Is there another time we could call....?"<br /><br />"I'm... I'm.... HAVING YOUR BABY!"<br /><br />Uncomfortable silence....<br /><br />*HOOOONNNNNK*<br /><br />"Bobby?"<br /><br />*click*Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07202322670941456618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3103012913446561418.post-9949002927953480732011-07-21T15:51:45.807-05:002011-07-21T15:51:45.807-05:00I say we get an airhorn and then start answering t...I say we get an airhorn and then start answering the phone *insert evil laugh here.katycouponershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783504134041434053noreply@blogger.com